You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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