do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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