this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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