My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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