It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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