gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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