those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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