she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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