I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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