I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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