Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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