So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i think i have two assholes
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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