Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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