btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
