remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Screwed.edu
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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