Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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