After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
What a dumb baby whore.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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