you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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