Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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