great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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