i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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