this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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