PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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