What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
is it fun? or sober?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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