Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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