Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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