Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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