your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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