Sponge bath it is.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
