Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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