I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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