What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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