so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
