Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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