I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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