Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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