I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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