You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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