Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
