he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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