God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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