Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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