I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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