Small penises have feelings too.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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