About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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