I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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