i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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