It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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