If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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