It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She even gives head with a lisp.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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