Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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