and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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